Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Villages Defended: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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