Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6259
Dragon Eggs Found: 3361 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crops Grown: 9729
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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