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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9653 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1602 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.