Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	99	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	895	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	8391	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8653	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	5120	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.