Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3934

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	893
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Towns Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9758	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.