Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	758875
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ores Mined:	6365
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	5625	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	160	Crops Grown:	8811
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mines Excavated:	3008
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	51	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	7416	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7704	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mines Excavated:	3721

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5136	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!