Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	8014
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Towns Built:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	1563
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	114	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Farms Harvested:	922	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.