Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Potions Brewed:	170	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3132
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	4703

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6187
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	446527
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2958	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!