Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2882

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7043
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Emeralds Found:	8102	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	4931	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8065
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.