Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3050
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Towns Built:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2555	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1202	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	147

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crops Grown:	7205
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!