Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3917	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Animals Bred:	121	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5793	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Zombie Dances:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!