Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2762
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mines Excavated:	2657	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Items Found:	8624	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6331	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	776824	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	199	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!