Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Animals Bred:	146
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5926	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!