Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3718
Ores Mined:	6254	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4588	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Star Shards Collected:	176
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7771
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1232	Dragon Eggs Found:	616
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Potions Brewed:	71
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1915
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	774277
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1825
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.