Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	283
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Items Found:	7110	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Enchantments Applied:	223	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	244
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crops Grown:	7363
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.