Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Vexstria

    Vexstria

    Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dotarch MC

    Dotarch MC

    Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • X-Craft Reimagine

    X-Craft Reimagine

    X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Rising Dragon

    Rising Dragon

    Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Worldbox SMP

    Worldbox SMP

    Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3936 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DragonSoul

    DragonSoul

    A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bidoof Sanctuary

    Bidoof Sanctuary

    Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ASLANMC

    ASLANMC

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 2938
    Dimension Hops: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5207 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Snow Den

    The Snow Den

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SGC Network

    SGC Network

    SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4851
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Detox

    Detox

    Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1819 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 New Chunks Explored: 142985

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Zenus Network

    Zenus Network

    Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HyruleGamingGroup

    HyruleGamingGroup

    The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 520982 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Let’s Roleplay

    Let’s Roleplay

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Runes Activated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Crops Grown: 3344

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mineplex

    Mineplex

    Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4933 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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