Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9907
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2872
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dimension Hops:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	5132
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	98
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7293

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2434
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	8680	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Animals Bred:	187

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7044	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	614
Dimension Hops:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.