Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1588	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	4355

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4739	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	212859	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	733799
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	4345	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.