Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8128
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	481
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2630
Enchantments Applied:	287	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Items Found:	7963	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	708	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	961274	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	6580
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	369885	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.