Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	802675	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	40
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	814737
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Farms Harvested:	372
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	778
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	7322
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1896
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.