Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SuperCraft-MC

    SuperCraft-MC

    SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

    Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

    If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

    Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • mc.daf4ever.com

    mc.daf4ever.com

    100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 735
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Survival Craft Brasil

    Survival Craft Brasil

    Play now at Survival Craft Brasil! Survival with Economy, Custom Dungeons and Mobs, as well as PvP, MobArena and much more! Get in now!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WarCraft

    WarCraft

    WarCraft.apexmc.co Join our amazing community With many unique gamemodes KitPvP with war themed items World of tanks coming soon And the one and only TheGreatWar

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sky Empire

    Sky Empire

    SkyEmpire is a skyblock server with Slimefun, RPGItems, CrazyEnchants, Bosses, Leveling system and more!

    join our discord:https://discord.gg/Yt9cNte for more info! Server is in beta is playable.

    Online Players – Last 24 hours

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minetale

    Minetale

    The most powerful Minecraft experience. Survival, modded survival, minigames, and much more! Minetale is where creativity transcends. Become an early tester today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 3194
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dangerzone SCP

    Dangerzone SCP

    IP: Dangerzone.minehut.gg Discord: discord.gg/qSNvvH978f

    We’re an SCP server with working guns, keycards and departments that require you to pass an application like the Scientific Department, Security Department and the Mobile Task Forces.

    You are a test subject referred to as a Class-D in a secret underground lab ran by the SCP Foundation. The SCP Foundation is tasked with Securing, Containing and Protecting SCPs which are anomalous objects that violate the laws of nature. To understand these SCPs more the Scientific Department uses Class-D’s to do testing on SCPs. Then there is the Security Department, they make sure the Class-D’s behave and don’t escape from the facility. Also there are the Mobile Task Forces which has different Task Forces who each have their own assignment. They mainly handle recontainment of SCPs, combat against hostile groups and general site security. One of the hostile groups is the Chaos Insurgency, which if you escape the facility as a Class-D you can join them. They fight against the SCP Foundation to take the SCPs for themselves. There’s also a secret department that is highly classified, the Internal Security Department. They make sure all the other departments keep in line, and they deal with any rogue personnel or traitors.

    The choice is yours to make. You can be a Class-D and go along with the experiments or try escaping the facility. You can also work for the SCP Foundation, be a scientist and do experiments or be a guard and make sure the test subjects behave. Or join the Mobile Task Forces, and complete dangerous operations. And if you do especially well in a department, maybe the Internal Security Department will offer you to work for them.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlobCraft

    BlobCraft

    This server isn’t ready but i’m looking for testers. It has creative, skyblock, and survival along with about 40 plugins. If you have any suggestions or find any issues please tell me. Version: 1.15.2

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 44 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Asterra

    Asterra

    Welcome to Asterra

    Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

    You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 238 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TimGaming

    TimGaming

    TimGaming is a free-build survival server with protections that has existed since February of 2011, with its own website, forums, dynamic map, and mature, active staff members. We have a bustling community, state-of-the-art magical transportation system, and a thriving dynamic economy, with prices rising and falling in real-time. Whether you plan to build a glorious city, or crush your enemies in PVP, TimGaming has something for everyone!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ores Mined: 9728 Enchantments Applied: 186

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HjonkCraft

    HjonkCraft

    The HjonkCraft Server Network:

    HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

    Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

    Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

    HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Richcraft

    Richcraft

    Money, the essence of everything that is, was or will be.

    There’s an old saying; nothing in life comes free. And at Richcraft, we believe that to be the truest saying there ever was. Through dedication, hard work and time, any crafter can rise through the ranks and become the richest of the rich.

    We offer several plugins including /homes, /bank, Chest Shops and more. Visit us at our website to meet the staff, or join us to get started.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Falling into the Void: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SGCraft

    SGCraft

    Fancy an almost vanilla and cracked server? SGCraft is the place to be. We are a new server set up in July 2019 and will be expanding!

    If you are unable to connect, please use the ip play2.sgcraft.net instead!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3456 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SpaceMC

    SpaceMC

    SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

    IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dragon Riders

    Dragon Riders

    Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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