Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7438
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5149	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5184
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Potions Brewed:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	70
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.