Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	8184
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	764908	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Star Shards Collected:	116
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	1982
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4478
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!