Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Crops Grown: 4602
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork is a Minecraft server where you can do different things!

    First; we have survival. You can survive here and we also have an economy there, so you earn money in different ways!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Potions Brewed: 97 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ArcheryCraft

    ArcheryCraft

    An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 138 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Potions Brewed: 49
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Magic Items Found: 4129
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KitPVP US

    KitPVP US

    We are a Kit PVP server with the goal of capturing the magic of 1.7-1.8 PVP, with a modern twist that will keep you coming back!

    Our server unashamedly runs natively on Minecraft 1.8, though all versions from 1.7.10-1.20.4 are supported. The idea behind this server is to bring in all the old desirable elements of 1.7/1.8-style PVP, with a bunch of new custom tweaks to certain items to make the game more interesting. Sure, we don’t have all the new fancy blocks, mobs, and ingots, but do you really need to worry about those things when you’re fighting people on a map that is still drop-dead gorgeous?

    We plan to offer a plethora of custom minigames, and at the moment we do have a custom-made KOTH minigame which our dedicated developers and builders have worked on quite meticulously for the past few months. This server has been over a year in the making, and the quality and polish of our custom map, spawn, shop, plugins, minigames, and items will reflect that. We spent a lot of time carefully crafting what we believe will be one of the best, most interesting PVP experiences a Minecraft server will be able to offer to players.

    As a server dedicated to hardcore 1.8 style PVP, we do not have any forms of active anticheat on the server. Instead, we require the latest version of Lunar Client. This effectively stops cheaters and people using cheat-injected forms of Lunar Client before they even join the server. We do have passive anticheat alerts for staff members, but nothing that will actively impede movement or reach.

    We are also proudly a PLAY to win server, we are not pay to win. That gets quite boring and very difficult for regular players when they are up against people who can just spend $5-$20 and get access to ridiculously OP gear. Don’t get us wrong, we want to provide an incentive to people who support us, and we do give those people access to exclusive kits and other exclusive cosmetic features. However, even the highest paid rank does not get access to the best kit on the server: that kit can be obtained by simply ranking up with in-game money, not real life money!

    We know getting this this type of server, which is a dying breed these days, online with an activate playerbase will be an uphill battle. There is a huge monopoly who shall not be named that garners the majority of the Minecraft PVP community these days, and we’re really hoping to offer something unique that they just simply don’t on their massive megaplex of a server. Think of it as the real-life equivalent of supporting a small business instead of a major megacorp! We might not have the vast resources they do, but we do have a fiercely dedicated team.

    Thank you all for viewing our listing and reading this message, and we hope to see you online!- bbear (Owner/Founder of KitPVP US)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ShiningSun

    ShiningSun

    The best current Gens server, join us and accompany us on this incredible adventure that protects you together with ShiningSun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HyFlexMC

    HyFlexMC

    Welcome to HyFlexMC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival Server where adventure meets community! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of survival, where the spirit of anti-grief reigns supreme. Our server is meticulously crafted to provide a seamless and enjoyable survival experience for players of all levels.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SolCraftMC

    SolCraftMC

    Welcome to SolCraftMC | Norwegian Minecraft Server

    About us:

    SolCraftMC is a 90% Norwegian Minecraft server.

    We aim to create a peaceful society where you can play at your own pace and explore the world without losing what you have achieved along the way. This is a server for those who want to play a slightly different Minecraft, than what the ordinary minecraft was originally intended for. SolCraftMC takes it a step further and finds new ways to make Minecraft better.

    Our goal is for everyone to thrive and have an incredibly fun minecraft experience with the plugin functions SolCraftMC uses to date. SolCraftMC is for all ages and we want a quiet server for everyone.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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