Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SisCraftOFShame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SeaCreepCraft

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Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

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OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	8029
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Farms Harvested:	561	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Xport

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Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

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Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyConspiracy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.