Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

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Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	621
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyImprovements

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

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so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Animals Bred:	71
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NORRSMC

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Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SisCraftOFShame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7943	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SeaCreepCraft

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Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.