Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TearsOfJoyMC

cinematic experience, cinematic moment, cry, emotional, emotional impact, emotional response, Feel-Good, film, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, memorable scene, movie scene, Moving, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, tears of joy, TearsOfJoyMC, touching, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6558
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Diplomacy, foreign relations, hezbollah, Hezbollah Iran relations, international relations, iran, Israel, Israel Iran conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Officials, political tensions, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, Western countries

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

.14, admin-moderated, age requirement, alliances, building, Caution, Chaos, Civs, Community, Discord, dynamic, enter, evo, EVO CIVS, Geopol, java, meets, Nation building, player-driven, Risk, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Version, Whitelist, Worldbuilding, Writing

WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3641
Buildings Constructed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	409
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Animals Bred:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyBizarreMoments

Astonishing, bewildering, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreMoments, crazy, eXtraordinary, Life, Mind Blowing, moment, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.