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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Star Shards Collected:	59

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Farms Harvested:	110	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3708	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	3258	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	499	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ores Mined:	1576
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.