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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Magic Items Found: 2990 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Ores Mined: 7275
    Crops Grown: 4811 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8652 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 86 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2009 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Crops Grown: 8000 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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