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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3974
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1080	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Potions Brewed:	54	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6836	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	176	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2173
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Potions Brewed:	180
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4248
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.