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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed: 187 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Magic Items Found: 7942
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6894
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Ores Mined: 9661
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 345 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Crops Grown: 2267 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Zombie Dances: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Towns Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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