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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 195024
Dragon Eggs Found: 7399 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ores Mined: 8177
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Farms Harvested: 491 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 440
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mines Excavated: 2423
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1769
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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