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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	9141	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5957	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	118303
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1586	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	427
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5746
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	423680	Emeralds Found:	108
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	1878	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.