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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2451
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	8492
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	974
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!