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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	8669	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	179	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3962	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6188	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ores Mined:	981
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	626	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mines Excavated:	1904	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.