Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	80	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1525	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Farms Harvested:	445	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7354

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	274
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	183	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.