Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7769	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Star Shards Collected:	156	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	414230
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.