Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	5518	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	398
Players Killed by Monsters:	1557	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Items Found:	4510	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	363436	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	208752	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	5245

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.