Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Animals Bred:	114	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2552	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Towns Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9022
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	553	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	160	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	8418
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	186
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!