Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2863
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6974
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9442	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1449	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!