Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Villages Defended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6547	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.