Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	7842
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	578

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2648	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	5854
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	2804
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2588	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	92	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9849	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5603	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Runes Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Buildings Constructed:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	8967

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

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DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mines Excavated:	4636
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2555
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4349	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net