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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	996	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Emeralds Found:	6058	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3271
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Animals Bred:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.