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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	6178	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	112	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4001
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	805
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5275
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	267	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9138
Star Shards Collected:	260	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.