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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	4388
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9446

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6425	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4809
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2339	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Enchantments Applied:	177
Players Killed by Monsters:	8738	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8937

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6943	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.