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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Animals Bred:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	178	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8479	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5296	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	231	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	4484
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	131518
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	76

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!