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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6539
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	2067
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	296423	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	946	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	New Chunks Explored:	80117
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.