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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	565266	Animals Bred:	164

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	296555
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3987	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	3582
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Farms Harvested:	697	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9855
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	472808	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.