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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9932
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Emeralds Found:	8046	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6568
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crops Grown:	1870	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2028	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5344	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	489

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5962	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7789
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	694893
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	6589
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.