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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7119
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchantments Applied:	201
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1040

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517096	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	592
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	3183	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	3985
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.